A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high fever.
He immediately put young wife in his pickup truck and drove her to the emergency room of a local hospital.
They admitted his wife into the Emergency Room and asked her husband to stay in the waiting room.
After two hours of pacing backwards and forwards in the waiting room, the redneck was getting more and more irritated and upset.
Finally, the doctor came through the door and approached him.
The redneck blurted out, “What the hell’s wrong with my wife, Doc?!”
The doctor looked at him calmly and said, “Mr. Walker, I think your wife has acute angina and I want to keep her here tonight”.
With a very loud voice, the redneck said, “Like hell you will! I think it’s cute too, but what are you doin’ lookin’ at it anyway when the problem’s in her neck?”
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