Phillip and Gillian, a young couple, newlyweds who had only been married a week and who were both rather inexperienced in certain matters, paid a visit to their doctor.
“I really can’t figure it out doctor and I’m really worried”, Phillip said, “my testicles are turning blue”.
“That is really rather unusual”, the doctor replied, “let me examine you”.
So, Phillip took his trousers down and the doctor had a good look at his privates.
Sure enough, Phillip’s testicles were a bright shade of blue.
The doctor turned to Gillian. “Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?”
“Yes, I am doctor”, she replied.
“And what kind of jelly are you using with it?” he asked her.
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