You Know You Are Getting Older When

You know you are getting older when:

  • You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
  • Your back goes out, but you stay home.
  • You wake up, looking like your driver’s license picture.
  • It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
  • Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
  • Happy hour is a nap.
  • When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.
  • It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
  • Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.

 

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