Do you ever get those days when you just seem to get on the wrong side of your wife? I do, and today was one of those days.
I arrived home from work at 5 pm as I usually do, only to find that this wasn’t one of her better days. Well lately it seems that pretty much no day is one of her better days, if you know what I mean. Nothing I said or did seemed to be right.
After a couple of hours things had not changed for the better, so I suggested to her that I go outside, pretend that I had just got home, and we start all over again.
My wife agreed.
So, I went outside, came back in and, with a big smile I announced, “Honey, I’m home!”
“And just where have you been?” she replied sharply. “It’s after seven o’clock!”