“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”.
Everyone in the class began to write their essay, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms.
“What’s the matter”, the teacher asked him, “Why aren’t you writing your essay?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary Miss” he replied.
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