I said to my wife, “Boy, you are getting old! Look at all your wrinkles!”
She said, “They aren’t wrinkles, they are laugh lines!
I told her, “You have to be kidding me, nothing is that funny!”
And that’s when the trouble started. I never saw the frying pan coming…
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