A wife had been doing a lot of thinking one day, and asked her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?”
Her husband replied, “well, after a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship”.
“So, if I died and you got married again”, the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”
“We have spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it”, her husband said, “I’m not going to get rid of my house, so I guess she would live here”.
“If I died and you got married again, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”
“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would”, the husband reponded, after a moment of thought.
The wife continued, “If I died and you got married again, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”
The husband blurted out, “Of course not, she’s left-handed!”