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Next Mood Swing T-Shirt

With all this political clap-trap going on in the USA and the government treating women like second class citizens, I thought it was time to give them a break and list some great women’s t-shirt slogans.

At the end of the day we should all be equal don’t you think?

It shouldn’t matter whether you are a man or a woman, black or white (or any other color for that matter), what religion you favor (if any).

We are all equal and struggling to survive in what can sometimes be a cruel old world, and nothing is more cruel than mankind itself, except of course when Mother Nature decides to upset things.

But enough of that, lets get back to what this post is about, women’s t-shirt slogans. Enjoy…

  • Guys have feelings too. But like…who cares?
  • I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and you’re next.
  • Please don’t make me kill you.
  • And your point is…
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.
  • I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
  • Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • I’m multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
  • Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  • Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.
  • If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  • Don’t make me mad! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Caution!! Two minutes til the next mood swing! T-Shirt

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Caution!! Two minutes til the next mood swing! T-Shirt
You can get T-Shirts, Buttons, Mousepads and many more items with funny slogans for women from Zazzle.

Products are available for order in many countries around the world, including the USA, UK, Europe and Australia.

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