Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example.
I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane to my left there was a woman in a brand new Dodge Pickup.
She was doing 65mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
Now I don’t scare easily, but she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee mug between my legs, splashed and burned “Big Jim and the Twins”, ruined the phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important conference call.
DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS !!!
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