Three men were sitting talking over a few beers and bragging about how they had given their wives new duties to perform, the man naturally being the boss of the house if you know what I mean.
The first man was married to a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had given his wife new duties. He told her she was going to be responsible for doing all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it only took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, the kitchen was spotless and the dishes were done.
The second man was married to a woman from Florida . He bragged that he had given his wife strict orders that she was required to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table and there was no mess in the kitchen either.
The third man was married to a New Jersey girl. He boasted that he told his wife that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and to have hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything either, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
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