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Witness To A Car Accident

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A witness to a car accident was in court testifying.

The lawyer asked her, “Did you actually see the accident?”

The witness replied, “Yes, sir, I sure did”.

The lawyer then asked her, “How far away were you when the accident happened?”

The witness to the car accident replied, “Thirty three feet, six and a half inches”.

The lawyer, thinking that he would trap the witness, then asked her, “Well, madam, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”

The witness then proudly said, “That’s because when the accident happened, I took out a tape and measured it. I was pretty sure some lawyer would ask me that stupid question”.

Well, there’s no answer to that is there, the look on the lawyer’s face must have been priceless.


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Credit: Select Insure Group – Auto Insurance

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