We were looking outside, watching an employee who was sweeping up leaves. She was a tiny woman, barely 5 foot tall and skinny as a rake, who was having a rough time trying to not be blown away by the wind as she swept.
My friend joked with the lady, telling her that she ought to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work.
The lady looked at my friend and lisped, “You mean, Now I weigh me down to sweep?”
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