On her 40th birthday, the wife did a little dance and walked out of the bedroom, dressed in a really old evening dress that she had found in the back of her closet.
“I wore this old dress on my 30th birthday! You know what? I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, she said to her husband, secretly hoping that he would take the hint and buy her some new clothes as a birthday present.
He husband kind of laughed, or was it a sneer and replied sarcastically “Or does it mean that when you were 30 you had the body of a 40-year old”.
(Her husband is expected to be discharged from the hospital next week, but he will always walk with a limp).
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