On her 40th birthday, the wife did a little dance as she walked out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she had dug out of the back of the closet.
“I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old”, she said to her husband, hoping that he would take the hint and buy her some new clothes as a birthday present.
He husband responded with: “Or it means that when you were 30 you had the body of a 40-year-old”.
(He is expected to be discharged from the hospital next week, but he will always walk with a limp).