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Wife Or Mistress?

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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. Not quite the topic you might expect a doctor, a lawyer and a manger to be discussing, but then again all three are the type who might indeed have a mistress, so they could be talking from experience, who knows.

The lawyer started by saying that “For sure a mistress is better.  If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems”.

The doctor nodded, then said “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health”.

The manager also nodded, then added, “You are of course both wrong. It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife, you can go and watch the game at the bar”.

The doctor and the lawyer couldn’t argue with that and both agreed that the manager was indeed right.

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