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Wife Or Mistress?

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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better.  If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”

The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.”

The manager says: “You are both wrong.  It’s best to have both so that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress thinks you’re with your wife — you can go to watch the game at the bar”.


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