Men always like to brag about their marriages and just how much control they have over their wives.
There were three married men talking in the pub, and the topic of their banter eventually turned to that of married life.
Two of them were talking about the amount of control that they had over their wives, while the third man remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two men were amazed. They couldn’t believe what they had just heard, and were desperate to know the third man’s secret.
“What happened then?” they both asked.
She said, “GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!”
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