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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

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Have you ever wondered why some men have dogs and not wives?

It’s not a bizarre mystery of life, and with men (like women) being different in their nature and character, there actually some very good reasons for “some” men having a dog and not a wife, a few of which are listed below:

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  4. A dog’s parents never visit. Ever……
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
  11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
  13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
  14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

And last, but not least:

If you lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car, and wait a half hour to open the trunk, only one of them will be happy to see you.

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