Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why…
An old Italian man is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside and says to him, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me”.
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”, replies Guido.
“You lissina me, boy… Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.”
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘times up’?”
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