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Who Makes The Coffee in your house?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.

Her husband replied, “No, you are in charge of the cooking around here, and therefore you should do it, because that is your job! I can just wait for my coffee.”

His wife replies, “NO! You should do it, and besides it is written in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”

Her husband replies, “Don’t be stupid woman. I can’t believe that, show me where it says it.”

So, his wife fetched the family Bible, opened the New Testament, and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:


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