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Which Girlfriend?

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There was once a lucky man who had three gorgeous girlfriends, but he was in a dilemna because he could not decide which one of the three girlfriends he should marry.

So, he decided to give each of the three girlfriends $5,000 to see how each of them spent it.

Well, the first girlfriend took her $5,000, went to town and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works and told the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much”.

The second girlfriend took her $5,000, went out and bought new golf clubs, a Bose music system, a television and the latest Apple iPhone and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much”.

The third girlfriend took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, returned the $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said to him, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much””

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, before finally deciding on which of the three he should marry.

Which one do you think he chose to marry?

The one with the biggest tits of course! Oh come on…

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