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Which Girlfriend?

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There is a lucky man who has three gorgeous girlfriends, but he is in a dilemna because he does not know which one of the three girlfriends he should marry.

So, he decides to give each of the three girlfriends $5,000 to see how each of them spends it.

Well, the first girlfriend takes her $5,000, goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you
so much.”

The second girlfriend took her $5,000, went out and bought new golf clubs, a Bose music system, a television, and the latest Apple iPhone, and gives them to the man. She says, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”

The third girlfriend takes the $5,000 and invests it in the stock market. She doubles her investment, returns the $5,000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says to him, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and then decided on which of the three he should marry.

Which one do you think he chose to marry?

The one with the biggest tits of course!

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