“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand.
“My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head hung down in shame.
“Johnny”, the teacher replied, “I have been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really expect me to believe that?”
“It’s true, Miss Johnson, I swear”, Little Johnny insisted. “I had to force him, but he ate it!”
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