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When You Are In Your Casket

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/sanfranannie/5362830236Three members of the local church congregation were asked “When you are in your casket, with friends and congregation members mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”

David said: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great, loving family man”.

Ronald commented: “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God, who made a huge difference in people’s lives”.

Keith said: “I would just like them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving!‘”


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