Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching television, when I thought I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen.
I turned the volume down a bit, and could hear her calling “what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”
I was feeling rather hungry, so I replied, “‘Thank you honey, I’ll have chicken please”.
She replied, “‘You’re having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!”
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