Answering the phone when it rang in the middle of the night, the person at the other end of the phone asked, “What time does the library open?”
“9am”, the librarian replied, “and why are you calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question?”
“Not until 9am?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
“No, not until 9am”, the librarian replied.
“Why do you want to get into the library before 9am?” the librarian asked the man who called.
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out!”
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