What happens when you fall in love with:
A chef? (You get buttered up)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride)
A gambler? (He cheats on you)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line)
A trashman? (He dumps you)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down)
An artist? (He gives you the brush)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around)
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