His buddy says. “Well then, tell me what happened.”
The guy says, “Last night, just before bed time, the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law standing on the front porch.”
“And…”, his buddy said, already curious.
The guy added, she said, “Can I stay here for a few days?”
I said, “Of course, you can, and shut the door.”
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