Two men are drinking in their local watering hole when one turns and says to his buddy, “You will never believe what happened last night.”
His buddy says. “Well then, tell me what happened.”
The guy says, “Last night, just before bed time, the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law standing on the front porch.”
“And…”, his buddy said, already curious.
The guy added, she said, “Can I stay here for a few days?”
I said, “Of course, you can, and shut the door.”
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