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Wet Rabbit

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A woman walked into a vet’s waiting room and she was dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.

It was pretty obvious to everyone in the waiting room that the rabbit did not want to be there.

“Sit, Fluffy”, the woman said.

Fluffy glared at her and sopping wet, jumped up on a customer’s lap, getting water all over him.

“I said SIT, now there’s a good Fluffy”, the woman said, by now slightly embarrassed and she apologised to the customer.

Fluffy, wet already, proceeded to squat in the middle of the room and then took a long pee, creating a large puddle in the middle of the waiting room.

The woman, who was by now mortally embarrassed, shouted out, “Goddamn it Fluffy, will you be good!”

Fluffy then started a fight with a Doberman and chased it out of the waiting room.

As the woman left to run after the rabbit, she turned to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and said: “I’m so sorry for all the inconvenience. I’ve just washed my hare and can’t do a thing with it!”

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