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Wet Rabbit

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jlhopgood/7609425742A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there.

“Sit, Fluffy,” she says.

Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all over him.

“I said SIT, now there’s a good Fluffy,” says the woman, slightly  embarrassed, and she apologises to the customer.

Fluffy, wet already, proceeds to squat in the middle of the room and then takes a long pee, creating a large puddle in the middle of the waiting room.

The woman, who is now mortally embarrassed, shouts, “Goddamn it Fluffy, will you be good!”

Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the waiting room.

As the woman leaves to go after the rabbit, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says: “I’m so sorry for all the inconvenience. I’ve just washed my hare, and can’t do a thing with it!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jlhopgood/7609425742

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