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The Wedding Dress

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Fiona and Eric were due to be married in a few months, and the time had come for Fiona to look for a wedding dress.

As with every young bride, she wanted to look stunning on her wedding day, and after much searching through all the bridal shops in the area, she finally found the perfect wedding dress.

When she told Eric that she had found the perfect wedding dress he was over the moon, that is until he found out how much it was going to cost…

Eric: “$5,700 for a dress that’s only going to be worn ONCE? What’s up with THAT?!”

Fiona: “Who says that it’s only going to be worn once?”

Eric: “Oh, I see. You are planning to get married again? Gee, thanks honey.”

Fiona: “That’s not what I meant. ERIC!”

Eric: “Well anyway, you know you can’t wear white the second time around.”

Fiona: “Yes of course I know that, but I do hope to have a daughter, and she will wear it on her wedding day. And she’ll have a daughter of her own who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. This dress will become a family heirloom.”

Eric: “Well I bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress as that.”

Fiona: “Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty pants!”

Eric: “Then why don’t you wear hers when we get married?”

Fiona: “Who wants to get married in THAT old thing?”

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