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Wealthy Widower

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Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s.

She literally had everyone’s jaws dropping with her sexy looks and charm, his golfing buddies were totally gobsmacked.

This gorgeous young woman spent the whole time with her arm over Bob’s and listened intently to his every word. It wasn’t long before his buddies at the club were all drooling over her.

At the very first chance they got, they cornered Bob and asked him about his “trophy girlfriend”.

Bob replied, “She’s not my girlfriend guys, she’s my wife!”

Bob’s golfing buddies were knocked over yet again, they couldn’t believe Bob’s luck, but they just had to ask him the one important question, “So how did you persuade her to marry you?”

“I lied about my age”, Bob replied.

“What? Did you tell her you were only 50?” his buddies asked.

Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90”.

Oh to be like Bob and to still have the stamina to handle that good luck. He’s probably dead now, but with luck he died with a smile on his face.

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