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Wealthy Widower

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Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s.

She had everyone’s jaws dropping with her sexy looks and charm, his golfing buddies were literally gobsmacked.

This gorgeous young woman spent the whole time with her arm over Bob’s and listened intently to his every word. It wasn’r long before his buddies at the club were all drooling.

At the very first chance they got, they cornered Bob and asked him about his “trophy girlfriend”.

Bob replied, “She’s not my girlfriend guys, she’s my wife!”

Bob’s golfing buddies are knocked over yet again, but they just had to ask, “So how did you persuade her to marry you?”

“I lied about my age”, Bob replied.

“What? Did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90”.

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