A married couple are sitting on the couch one evening watching television.
They were watching a romantic drama and the wife was getting upset and teary eyed.
Her husband asked her: “Why do you weep and snuffle over a television program and the imaginary sadness of people you have never met?”
His wife replied, “For the same reason you scream and yell when a man you don¹t know makes a touchdown!”
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