Walmart Refund

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Walmart_exterior.jpgA woman went to a Walmart customer service counter, and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work.

The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on a special deal.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming:

PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager, while a growing crowd of customers gathered in front of the counter to see what was going on.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,”Ma’am what’s wrong?”

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams:

PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!

Well, as you might expect, this begins to draw an even bigger crowd in front of the customer service counter.

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”

In a huff, the woman says:

“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!!”

The crowd broke into applause, and her money was quickly refunded!!


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Walmart_exterior.jpg

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