Jim and his wife were walking into the parking lot when a friend of theirs, Ted, saw them approaching.
Ted asked, “Jim, why are you walking so far? Did your car break down?”
Jim replied, “No Ted, my wife read how you could burn off more calories by parking further away and walking more”.
Ted said that he thought that was a good idea, then asked, “How far away did you park?”
Jim responded, “About 10 calories”.
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