Murphy and Seamus ran into each other while they were out walking their dogs.
Murphy suggested that they go for a bit of lunch.
Seamus replied, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with the dogs Murphy”.
But undeterred, Murphy and his German Shepherd headed into the restaurant.
The maitre’ d stopped them, saying, “Sir, I’m sorry but you can’t bring your dog in here”.
“But I’m blind”, Murphy replies, “Bruno here is my guide dog”.
The maitre’ d, apologized profusely and escorted Murphy and his dog to a table.
Seamus waited five minutes, then tried the same routine and walked into the restaurant.
“You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?” the skeptical maitre ‘d asked.
“A Chihuahua?” Seamus replied. “Is that what they gave me?”
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