Walking Home Late At Night

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/woman-girl-woods-creepy-4335922/Paddy was walking home late at night through the woods, when he sees a woman standing in the dark shadows.

Thirty quid“, she whispers as he approaches her.

Paddy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty quid.

So, he agrees, hands over his money, and they head off to the bushes to do the “deed“.

They have only been going “at it” for a minute when suddenly, a light flashes on them. It’s the Garda Síochána (the Irish police).

“What’s going on here, people?” asks the policeman.

“I’m making love to me wife”, Paddy answers sounding annoyed.

“Oh, I’m sorry”, says the policeman, “I didn’t know”.

“Well, neither did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face”.


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