There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home, and while he was in the departure lounge waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked his friend Tom for being such a good host while he was staying at their house.
“My room was great. The food was terrific. You didn’t bug me and, more than anything else, thanks so much for letting me sleep with your wife. She was the best I have ever had!”
The final boarding call for his flight came over the tannoy, so Tom waived goodbye to his friend and headed off to the plane.
A stranger, who had overheard their conversation, walked over to Roger and said, “Pardon me, but did I hear you just thank that man for letting you sleep with his wife and that she was the best you have ever had?”
Roger said, “That’ss right. She really wasn’t the best I have ever had, but that Tom is just such a nice guy…”
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