Little Johnny and his Mother were waiting for the bus at the bus stop.
His mother said to little Johnny as they waited for the bus, to say that he is only four years old when the driver asks him, because then he will get to ride for free.
As they boarded the bus, the driver asked Little Johnny how old he was.
“I am four years old”, he told the driver.
“And when will you be six years old?” the driver asked him.
“When I get off the bus” answered Little Johnny.
I wonder if his mother gave him a clip round the ear when they got off!
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