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Vinyl Record

A man walks into a second hand music store and buys an old vinyl record.

As he gets ready to check out, he discovers that he forgot his wallet, it was still sitting on the side at home.

So, instead of running back home to get his wallet, he decides to steal the record by sticking it down his pants.

The cashier spots him on the way out and yells, “Hey! Is that a record in your pants?”

The man replies, “Well, I don’t know if it’s a record, but I haven’t heard any complaints.”

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