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One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra.

The pharmacist said to the elderly gentleman “That’s no problem sir. How many Viagra would you like?”

The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one in four pieces.”

The pharmacist, who was rather surprised by this request, said, “I’m afraid that won’t do you any good.”

The elderly gentleman replied with a laugh, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I would just be happy if it stuck out far enough so I didn’t pee on my shoes.!”


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