Viagra

One day, an elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for some Viagra.

The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many would you like?”

The elderly gentleman answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but please can you cut each one in four pieces.”

The pharmacist, who was rather surprised at this request, said, “I’m afraid that won’t do you any good.”

The elderly gentleman replied with a laugh, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.!!!!!”

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