A customer in the Italian restaurant enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much that he asked if he could speak to the chef.
The restaurant owner proudly led him into the kitchen, and introduced him to the chef.
“Your veal parmigiana was superb,” the customer said. “I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there.”
“Naturally,” the chef said. “Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!”
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