So, this man went to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Unlike the usual patients that the doctor would see for this procedure, the man turned up in a limousine and the doctor found him sitting in his office in a rented tuxedo with a black tie.
The doctor took a long look at the man and remarked, “Well, I have done a lot of these procedures in my time, but I have never seen a client turn up in a limo and tuxedo before. What’s the story?”
The man responded, “Well doctor, I figured that if I’m gonna BE im-potent, I’m gonna LOOK im-potent!”
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