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Vacation In South Florida

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A man from Illinois left the snow covered streets of Chicago for a vacation in South Florida. His wife was away on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

His flight to South Florida was on time and the weather was calm, so three hours later he landed in Miami, where the sun was shining and the temperature was pleasantly hot compared to Chicago and he took a cab to his hotel on South Beach.

When he reached the hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email to let her know that he had arrived.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it into his phone from memory, but we all know how that goes and unfortunately, he missed one letter.

So, instead of his email winging it’s way to his wife, it was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow heard the sound of an incoming message on her computer and went over to the computer to check her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

When they heard the sound, her family rushed into the room and this is what they saw on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.


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