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Vacation In Jerusalem

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A man and his wife, who had nagged him constantly throughout their married life, went to Jerusalem on vacation.

While they were there in Jerusalem, the wife passed away.

Arranging plans for her body to be shipped back to the USA, the undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $500 or we can have her shipped back home for $15,000.

The woman’s husband thought about it for a minute and told the undertaker he would prefer to have her shipped back home.

The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend $15,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here in the Holy Land and it would only cost $500?”

The husband replied to the undertaker, “Long ago, a man died here, was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

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