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Unscheduled Appointment

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Finding time in his busy schedule, the doctor called him into his office for a consultation.

“What can I do for you today?” the Doctor asked.

The elderly gentleman replied, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I make love to my wife, my vision goes all blurry, my legs go weak and I can hardly catch my breath. I’m have to admit I’m scared!”

The Doctor examined his 87 year old patient and said to him, “These sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?”

The old gent’s response, “Well. It was three times last night, and twice again this morning!”

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