Next time you take a girl home for the first time, think carefully about how you unlock the door to your place.
I know it sounds kind of weird, but read on and this will all make sense. It might even change your luck, you never know.
So one night, this guy and his girlfriend had been out on a date and had gone back to his apartment afterwards.
Before he could open the apartment door, door his girlfriend said, “Wait a minute Mike. I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door”.
“Really?” her boyfriend said, “Give me some examples of what you mean”.
So his girlfriend said, “Well the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn’t for me”.
“Oh ok”, her boyfriend replied, “what else?”
His girlfriend continued, “The second way is if a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole. That means he is inexperienced and that isn’t for me either”.
Then she added, “So Mike, how do you unlock your door?”
Her boyfriend thought for a minute, then said, “Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock”.
Sorry I can’t tell you the rest of the story, because they were inside the apartment in a blink of the eye and they were in there for the rest of the night and the next morning too.
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