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Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance.

When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom:

  • stands up to Inflation
  • halts production
  • destroys the next generation
  • protects a bunch of pricks
  • gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn’t get any more accurate that that.


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