Donald Trump announced today that he is changing the emblem of the United States to a “condom” because it more clearly reflects the government’s political stance.
When asked why he wanted to change the United States emblem to a condom, he said that a condom:
- stands up to Inflation
- halts production
- destroys the next generation
- protects a bunch of pricks
- gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get any more accurate that that.