One morning, a husband took a pair of his underwear out of the dresser drawer.
“What the heck!” he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“Heather”, he called into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She quickly shouted back at her husband, “It’s not talcum powder George. It’s Miracle Grow!”
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