There a a lot of things that us men are good at, some of them we are usually better at than women, but one thing that I think most men will agree upon is that we find it really hard understanding women.
Women just seem to think totally different to the way that we think. It’s not just that they seem to have different priorities to us, it’s almost like their brains are wired differently or something.
Well, you know what I mean…
One thing that us men find hard is understanding what a woman really means when she says something.
All too often we mis-interpret the meaning of what a woman said, and pay for it as a consequence.
So, here to help, are a few simple guidelines as to things that women might say, and what they really mean. Good Luck!
This is the word we use to end an argument. “Fine” means that the argument is over, we are right, you should shut up. Never use ‘Fine’ to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it’s an even trade.
This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine.”
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows):
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine.”
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows):
This means “I give up” or “Do what you want because I don’t care.” You will get a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; “Oh, let me get that.” Or, “Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night.” If she says, “Oh” before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is “Fine” when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. “Oh” as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows “Go ahead” followed by acts so unspeakable that I can’t bring myself to write about them.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding on your punishment for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow “Go Ahead.” At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned,
you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say, “You’re welcome.”
THANKS A LOT:
This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing.”
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