There were two young boys in hospital, laying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room, waiting to have surgery done.
The first young boy leans over and asks the other one, “What are you in here for?”
The second young boy turns to him and says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”
The first young boy says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!”
The second young boy then asks, “What are you in here for?”
The first young boy says, “A circumcision.”
The second young boy replies in horror, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”