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Two Women Playing Golf

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Two women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

At the fifth hole, the first woman teed off and watched in horror as the ball went in a different direction to what she intended and headed directly toward a foursome of men who were playing the next hole.

The woman was watching her ball flying through the air, almost like it was in slow motion and as fate would have it, the ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologize profusely for her bad shot.

She then explained to the man that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his pain.

“Please allow me to help”, she said to the man, who was still down on the ground and clutching himself. “I am a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you would just allow me”.

The man nodded his head in approval, while making painful noises as he remained lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman decided to take it upon herself to begin to “ease his pain”, so she placed her hands on him and began to massage his groin.

After a few minutes, she asked him, “does that feel better?”

The man looked up at her and replied, “yes, thank you, that feels pretty good… but my thumb still hurts like hell!”

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