Two women dog owners were arguing one day over which of their dogs was the smartest.
The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes the newspaper and brings it to me”.
The second woman replied, “Yes, I know”.
Surprised, the first woman asked her how she knew.
The second woman replied, “Because my dog told me”.
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