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Two Shots

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Liam walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here”.

The bartender replied, “Do you want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives for me to pour his?”

Roger says, “Oh right. No, I want them both now. I’ve got my best buddy in my pocket here”.

With that, Liam pulled out a little man from his pocket. He was barely three inches tall, but nevertheless a real person.

The bartender remarked, “Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that much?”

“Oh, sure. He can drink it all and then some, can’t you Nigel” the man replied.

So, the bartender poured the two shots and sure enough, the little guy drank his all up.

“That is amazing”, the bartender said. “What else can he do? Can he walk?”

Liam flicked a quarter down to the end of the bar and said, “Hey, Nigel, go fetch that quarter, will you”.

The little man ran down to the end of the bar, picked up the quarter, ran back along the bar and gave the quarter it to Liam.

The bartender was totally amazed by this display.

“That is amazing, truly amazing” he said. “What else can he do? Does he talk?”

Liam looked up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eye and replied, “Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Nigel, tell him about that time we were in down in Africa on safari and you insulted that witch doctor!”

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